JOE KELLY
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Column for 10.26.11
“I Used To Think I’d Live Forever, But Now I’m Not So Sure” is the name of the book I’m in the process of writing.
The book contains stories about places I’ve gone over the years and people I’ve met and things I’ve done. The book is almost finished, but to be honest it was almost finished a year ago and here I am still working on it. The problem is that I keep making changes and what starts out as a small change ends up being a big rewrite.
One of the things I’m not going to change, however, is the book’s title, which I like.
Here are a few other book titles I like, some of which I found online:
“Bullfighting,” by Matt Adore
“Car Capital of The World,” by Mitch Egan
“Forty Yards to the Latrine,” by Willy Makeit
“All Alone,” by Saul E. Terry
“Allegiance to the King,” by Neil Down
“Animal Illnesses,” by Ann Thrax
“How To Do Fractions,” by Lois Denominator
“I Love Mathematics,” by Adam Up
“How To Make A Battle Axe,” by Tom A. Hawk
“Armed Heists,” by Robin Banks
“Artificial Weightlessness,” by Andy Gravity
“Acrophobia Explained,” by Alfredo Heights
“A Guide To East Coast Resorts,” by Nan Tuckett
“Learning How To Do Flips and Tumbles,” by Jim Nastics
“Body Parts,” by Anne Atomy
“The History of Chicago Gangs of the 1930’s,” by Tommy Gunn
“Chinese Apathy,” by Hu Cares
“The Secrets To Cooking Spaghetti,“ by Al Dente
“How To Speed Read,” by Paige Turner
“Downpour!” by Wayne Dwop
“Curing a Drinking Problem,” by Al Coholic
“Curing Eating Disorders,” Anna Rexia
“Traveling Through Rural America,” by Dusty Rhodes
“Growing Irish Plants,” by Phil O’Dendron
“Girl On a Budget,” by Penny Pincher
“Home of the Liberty Bell,” by Phil A. Delphia
“Grave Mistakes,” by Paul Bearer
“A Guide To Mixing Drinks,” by Bart Ender
“The Man Who Disappeared,” by Otto Sight
“Irish Dentistry,” Perry O’Dontal
“Is O. J. Guilty?” by Howard I. Know
“It’s a Shocker,” by Alec Tricity
“Preserving Old Furniture,” by Ann Teak
“Leo Tolstoy,” by Warren Peace
“My Life As A Comic,” by Stan Dupp
“Life Before Cars,” by Orson Buggy
“My Life in Chicago,” by Wendy City
“Mardi Gras Time,” by Lou Isiana
“Maritime Disasters,” by Andrea Doria
“May Flowers,” by April Showers
“Military Rules,” by Marshall Law
“A Guide to Buying Mobile Homes,” by Winnie Bago
“Modern Day Giants,” by Hugh Mungous
“Getting More for Your Money,” by Max Amize
“Mountain Climbing,” by Andover Hand
“Touring New Mexico,” by Al B. Kerky
“The History of NHL Hockey,” by Stanley Kupp
“Nuclear Explosives,” by Adam Baum
“Oh What A Relief It Is,” by Al Kaseltzer
“Outdoor Cooking,” by Barbie Cue
“Pain Relief,” by Ann L. Gesick
“Pilgrim Settlers,” by May Flower
“Preparing Leather,” Tanya Hyde
“Pull With All You’ve Got!” by Eve Ho
“Building Robots,” by Anne Droid
“A Magician’s Handbook,” by Abby Cadabra
“Sea Birds,” by Al Batross
“Brewing Beer At Home,” by Bud Wiser
“Curing Smoker’s Cough,” by Nick O’Teen
“Snakes of the World,” by Anna Conda
“Split Personalities,” by Jacqueline Hyde
“Still Looking For My Heart,” by Sam Francisco
“Strong Winds,” by Gail Force
“Teenagers of the ‘50’s,” by Bobbie Sox
“The Big Wave,” by Sue Nami
“The Candy Store,” by Pepper Mintz
“The Fortuneteller,” by Reid Palms
“The French Chef,” by Sue Flay
“The Irish Heart Surgeon,” by Angie O’Plasty
“The Monkey Cage,” by Jim Panzee
“The Music of Sammy Davis Jr.,” by Candy Mann
“The Peace Mission,” by Olive Branch
“The Squeaking Gate,” by Rusty Hinges
“The Twelfth Month,” by Dee Sember
“Tinseltown Tales,” by Holly Wood
“To Be Honest,” by Frank Lee
“Cooking Vegetables,” by Arty Choke
“Weekend In Hong Kong,” by Rick Shaw
“We’re All Flakes,” by Dan Druff
“The Best West Coast Universities,” by Stan Ford
“Inventing Made Easy,” by Pat Tent
“Where to Find Islands,” by Archie Pelago
“Winning the Race,” by Vic Tree
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